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Science Demotivational Poster

Science -

TAGS: science
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

vilnius - May 9, 2013, 9:06 pm
iPhone pricing is still stuck in the past!
Ron2 - April 28, 2013, 5:54 am
In the old days... a chalk eraser could undo months of hard work and proofs. Just sayin'
twill1962 - April 27, 2013, 5:04 am
Check out the 5 MB hard drive in #156735. 5L!
PapaFox - April 26, 2013, 11:43 am
I HATED those cold-*ssed mainframe rooms! Only job I ever had where I had to wear long underwear to the office.
MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:46 am
Wow back in the olden days, you guys really had it tough...how much did the haz-mat suits cost? Thanks for the 1st giggle of the morn Papa!
GaryO - April 26, 2013, 9:07 am
……and the all night back ups in the cool room. Son-of-a-bytch, Papa, it was freaking yesterday for me. Back then we lost data, now I lose the hardware.


TAGS: christians atheism evolution science
Rating: 3.45/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:54 pm
Really though, no one quite understands the big bang. There are still some things science can't answer. Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking one side over the other; just call me when all the results are in lol
Ballababy - October 26, 2009, 9:31 pm
Wow, y'all are ignorant. Okay, first, modern science > the Bible and the Tanahk. This is why we live longer than we did before. Ed-Hyde, um, no, the Bible doesn't match science. Educate yourself first and then read it.
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
Modern Science, just getting around to what Judaism and Christianity have been saying for a really long time.
Ed-Hyde - July 1, 2009, 12:35 pm
Big Bang: "Let there be light","Separated Heavens and Earth", Evolution/Selection: Water from land, fish, animals, birds and THEN Man. Frankly, not too shabby for 4000 years ago.


TAGS: rainbow bacon science
Rating: 3.71/5

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Anonymous2 - August 22, 2010, 12:09 am
The weird part, each of those pieces of bacon was from the same pig.

COMPROMISE - Who says the cat has to be either/or?

WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.

TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by okami

lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!


TAGS: ironic science
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

spacedog - February 1, 2014, 1:47 pm
A blast from the past.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:53 am
@Sean. LOL. Thanks for visiting. @spacedog. Thanks dude, You're the man!!
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 1:40 am
Nice one Lester, 5Ls.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:39 am
Hey, no one's accusing you of being sensitive. I just don't know you well enough to call you mother a whore. Gotta go. G'night.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:32 am
Oh, great thought you're serious. I was about to cry.... And feel bad about myself.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:29 am
By the way, beautiful poster. I love the underhanded compliment to it.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:28 am
Ooops, sorry lesterinside. That biology lesson was aimed at someone else. *snickers*
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:27 am
But seriously, there are actually sperm cells whose mission it is to find and entangle other sperm cells who are from another "donor." So there you have it. Even gametes know that your mother is a whore.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:24 am
comm'n Aggy, its beautiful.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 1:21 am
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:21 am
Hey SEAN!!! I am fan. Thanks for squirming just to get here.
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:20 am
Though it's kinda like the special olympics really ... in that all of the competitors have one thing in common ... and that one thing (your dad) is pretty much a "leveler of the playing field," so to speak.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:18 am
Oh. *no Nazi looking!!!* that was *couldn't even get a flat 4 average.
lesterinside - March 7, 2010, 1:16 am
and after outsmarting and outmaneuvering hundreds of millions of our competitors we end up Motifaking. Damn i could even get and average of FLAT 4 can you believe that! This place is definitely a pool of champions. have a nice day Kit-kit ;)
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:13 am
And I just spelled "least" wrong. Hey, who lifted up the bar just now??? A-hole!
Sean - March 7, 2010, 1:12 am
Set the bar low enough and there's at leaast a small chance we Motifakers won't trip over it. Love it.
thekitkatkid - March 7, 2010, 1:08 am
lmao I feel good about myself again thx

SCIENCE VS RELIGION - You can argue all you want about photons and miracles. I'll be out here, with a cold beer and a BBQ grill. Not really waiting for an answer.

TAGS: beer bbq science religion debate
Rating: 4.83/5

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djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:18 am
I guess I meant, you had me at the picture! xx
djinnyf - March 13, 2011, 1:17 am
You got me at... hum.... the picture! xx
deadluvva - September 11, 2010, 8:48 am
Great one indeed.
Derek - September 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
The quintessential agnostic :-)
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:52 pm
Nice one. 5L
migdal - September 10, 2010, 9:21 am
Love it ...

HEDY LAMARR 1913-2000 - Scientist, inventor, mathematician. . .oh, yeah, and movie star. Biggest contributions: frequency hopping (lead to wireless) & 'The Female Animal.' They just don't make 'em like that any more.

TAGS: movies science okami mattukenobaka mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by okami

voodoo3535 - March 4, 2011, 6:31 pm
Damn! You beat me to the punch.
ICEMAN - March 4, 2011, 4:48 pm
Someone had to say it.
Airman - March 4, 2011, 3:15 pm
that's Hedley

STRIFE - No war was ever fought over Two scientists disagreeing

TAGS: war science progress
Rating: 4.53/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
But Pol Pot did try exterminate everyone who was religious.
Gamedoc - April 9, 2012, 10:21 pm
No, the politicians start the wars, and they are just about as godless as it gets.
twill1962 - April 7, 2012, 3:01 pm
Actually, scientists and mathmeticians fought duels over their theories for over a century. The fights were to the death first, then to disfigure. Tycho Brahe lost his nose in a fight over a mathmatical formula. It may not be war, but it ain't nice.
LLmayhem - March 28, 2012, 8:50 pm
Einstein: "Dammit Hawking. I've had enough of you and your black holes!" *shank*
Ascetic - March 28, 2012, 5:49 pm
Actually scientists just follow the money. Good though.
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 2:49 pm
I can just about imagine Einstein's corpse & Stephen Hawking with his lateral sclerosis fighting it out over a Lab-Test... Yes, my imagination is messed up...
Reality Lord - March 28, 2012, 7:27 am


SCIENCE - It's one cold hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on.

TAGS: dexter vince masuka science smothered truth
Rating: 2.71/5

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Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:35 am
Thanks. Nice avatar, heh.
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:25 am
Thank you. I'll make sure to look it up. 5/5
Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:22 am
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 2:45 am
What show is this from?
Ronski - September 8, 2009, 2:35 am
direct quote from last night's show - what's not to love??
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 12:45 am
I really want to like this one.


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct tape and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"

SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.

TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...

Imagine -

TAGS: you don t needs math or science
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:15 am
I imagine that I'm having dinner with Einstein every Saturday evening. But my wife walks in and says, "Who the **** is the old man?" Oh, me and my imagination.

SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?

TAGS: watermelon science experiment
Rating: 2.11/5
Jas - December 20, 2009, 7:57 pm
A black guy, in deep concentration of a watermelon based experiment of some description and no racism in the comment? Is this the Internet? Am I in the right place?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:18 pm
It proves that anonymous posts=1L... and, that you can't suffocate a watermelon. They're delicate, but have an assload of fortitude.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:24 pm
There's a large hadron in there - I know it




TAGS: believes in science
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - February 27, 2012, 7:07 pm
‘Smite’ hooowa, that’5 Gotta be Larson
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
Jelly Age! Break out the Holy Toast!
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 5:05 pm

Thank you very much!~ (she said in her helium voice)
Reality Lord - February 27, 2012, 5:02 pm

nice stuff. 5's across the board
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:26 pm

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoy them~~
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

Made me LOL, too! Thanks!~
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

gas - February 27, 2012, 12:27 am
helium voice effect - do not use xD. ni5e one
CloudchaserS - February 27, 2012, 12:14 am
I like this! I believe there is a God, but I'm also not blind to scientific fact. I even think that in many ways, science is studying how God created everything


TAGS: social conscience protest anarchy protesters
Rating: 2.38/5

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Aurielius - September 19, 2015, 7:04 am
Other morons?


TAGS: science faith religion
Rating: 3.42/5

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yct1337 - February 12, 2010, 3:13 am
... You can prove Science, and actually there is no proof that there is a god, as in no concrete evidence that can say it exists at all
Shiny! - October 18, 2009, 1:40 am
know what the fuck they are talking about have managed to integrate science and religion. Congrats you lucky few, you may have a damn clue. To bad for the rest.
Shiny! - October 18, 2009, 1:38 am
I agree with Mr. Awesomo, none of us know what the f*ck we're talking about. Religion exists and isn't going away anytime soon but religion needs to acknowledge that science exists and isn't going away either. Actually the few who actually may
manicbranic - October 15, 2009, 1:13 pm
Its time to do away with all forms of faith and spirituality. We have better alternatives both for understanding the universe and for forming social bonds i.e., science and beer respectively.
Bah - October 9, 2009, 3:00 am
Sadly, I've yet to meet an atheist who's thought process follows the left hand flow chart. On the other hand, most religious people modify their beliefs based on what facts they can establish. There's just a very loud, obnoxious minority.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:54 am
to think that the universe so beautiful and intricate just spontaneously appeared is the premise of both science and religion. science says it was spontaneous combustion, and religious says it was the word of God. I say why not both?
knowital - October 2, 2009, 10:51 am
there's more tangible evidence for God's existence, than there is for what caused the big bang. the big bang is a scientific cop out, in just the same way that faith is a religious cop out.
mrbombastic - September 20, 2009, 9:26 pm
Why the hell can't people just accept the fact that religion exists and it's not going away? Seriously, posters that bash religion are almost as stupid and worthless as politifakes.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 11:34 pm
I do not like ham said sam I am
tehsupercheez - September 9, 2009, 11:31 pm
so who likes ham? i said who likes ham? WHO THE FUCK LIKES HAM GODDAMMIT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?11?!?1/1/?!??!?!/1?!?!/1/!??!?!?!?1?!?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 2:53 am
I SHALL END THIS ARGUMENT WITH UNFAILING LOGIC!!!!! None of us know what the fuck we're talking about.
Jmac0585 - June 16, 2009, 10:11 am
"... and the 2-2 from Sean is a Curve ball that buckles Jmac at the knees... Oh and he's laughing at it as he heads back to the dugout, completely fooled him."
Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
. were we talkin' 'bout again, eh?
Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a theory that yer using the word "theory" colloquially, as opposed to the technical sense in which us sciency types tend to use it when we're speaking all sciency 'n such. But then some nerdy chick with knock-out gazzongas walks by and ... what ..
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 7:13 pm
Absolutely, Jmac. I'm guessing that those of a "scientific" bent have trouble with the concept of "theory", which blinds them to the fundamental issues of faith inherent in their positions. Now, three quarks as penance and come back next week my child.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 10:44 am
No one can prove either. It takes as much "faith" to believe in evolution as it does to believe in God. No one amongst us was there to see the beginning of either.
Cheeseman - June 10, 2009, 7:48 am
you mustn't understand the words your using. You can PROVE that science is FACT by TESTING the EVIDENCE. Christianity tells you not to test, so how can you even prove that religion is true?
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 1:50 am
Hate to trash anyone's sacred cows, but when you're believing in the existence of something you can not prove exists, it sure sounds like a religion to me.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 1:47 am
I bow down at the great altar of scientific faith and believe that subatomic particles exist, though I can neither prove nor disprove this "theory". The high priesthood of scientists have told me so, therefore it must be. Don't question, just accept it.
mrawesomo - May 27, 2009, 3:16 am
Faith just means believing in something you are unsure about and refuse to look for new evidence on. Science means thinking you can prove something with something unproven.
Random Geek - March 13, 2009, 1:18 pm
Both started for the same reason: to explain the Universe. In fact; it was a scientist and ordained priest the first created the Big Bang theory, later proven by Hubble. Please excuse spelling.
Somebody - February 13, 2009, 4:55 am
Science brings you evolution , Religion brings you wars on who`s god is the best ... it`s incredible how many ppl have an imaginary friend in the sky.
Fatty - January 15, 2009, 12:28 pm
Haarakkon - are you and idiot or is this just bait? I'm betting idiot.
Haarakkon - January 5, 2009, 1:47 pm
Science - Religion. One and the same, really.

TIME TRAVEL - "We don't serve time travelers!" the bartender says. A time traveler walks into a bar.

TAGS: science fiction time travel
Rating: 4.61/5

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MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:04 pm
5 time tunnels for you

COOL SCIENCE 101 - Hypothesis? We don't need no stinking hypothesis! Hit the switch Igor!!!

TAGS: cool science tesla coil igor
Rating: 3.73/5

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Kubi - April 24, 2010, 8:13 pm
then your other 6 need moar funny
HAL8999 - April 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
*One* approval out of a series of 7??? Ouch!


TAGS: portal aperture science possibilities
Rating: 4.11/5

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5150monkeylove - January 15, 2011, 8:19 pm
accidental 5L from me... I had my head up my ass while the commercials were loading and shifting the page all around.



BAD BOYS - A guilty conscience needs no accuser.

TAGS: guilty conscience feelings
Rating: 4.6/5

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CloudchaserS - June 4, 2012, 5:07 am
Nothing specific, I was thinking of how we all have done and continue to do things that we see as being OK, but others think they are wrong and act like their opinion is fact
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:14 pm
Cloudchaser has the right of it. Where would the Catholic Church or most governments be if they couldn't convince people that they were *bad* and *criminal* and needed to be corrected or punished. Why, people might start thinking for themselves. Anarchy!
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
Um is there something you'd like to share? ;)
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 9:44 am
Here's a thought. What if something that someone has done isn't truly wrong, but others who think their opinion is fact has convinced said someone that what they did was wrong?


TAGS: science disbelief climate change obvious
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:12 am
Thanks, I'm not sure everyone got the point of this poster.
kion89032 - November 6, 2012, 12:59 am
anthropogenous? nopes.

Sarcasm -

TAGS: science fair
Rating: 2.66/5

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Sean - June 24, 2008, 2:35 pm
-h right" myself. Bye.
Sean - June 24, 2008, 2:35 pm
Agreed. The fact that they seem to disagree with ... say, George W. Bush and John McCain on this topic is not what I was poking fun at. It was the dickish use of the cliche: "Yeah Right" with the big exclamation mark. Although I really like saying "yea
[email protected] - June 17, 2008, 2:04 pm
Calling people names because you don't agree with them lacks any credibility


TAGS: einstein hawking physics science humor chalk
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Agamemnon218 - August 25, 2008, 1:53 pm
And Hawking would be able to secure nuclear material without getting shot like Doc Brown did.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 25, 2008, 11:21 am
Yeah, but these guys all have time machines. It's all a part of the conspiracy!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:09 am
Hawking was, like 13 when Einstein died.

SCIENC E ZEALOTS - They're no better than religious fundamentalists.

TAGS: evolution atheism religion fundamentalism science
Rating: 2.26/5

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InfamousButterfly - October 29, 2009, 4:57 am
Nobody's commented on the Hydralisk?
Captain Douchebag - July 14, 2008, 11:43 am
Everyone knows Jesus Christ smoked pot. And now I wait for angry replies.
... - July 14, 2008, 4:05 am
Is there REALLY going to be an evolution debate with THIS poster as the Background? I'd be like defending Christianity with a poster of JC with a lit joint...
nick - July 10, 2008, 8:46 am
Uh no, you're wrong, they're as right as anyone can get... Now go pray for some intelligence, I doubt it'll work.

LIFE’S MYSTERIES - I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk about mixed emotions.

TAGS: god science life win choice
Rating: 4.35/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:50 pm
hey... please be nice to people, everyone, including God. :) I love Jesus!
Hawamleh - August 24, 2011, 5:35 pm
I am a muslim and I hang out here, go figure !
caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:10 am
I really can't tell if that's sarcasm or not. so i'll go with sarcasm :)
Deceivingly - August 24, 2011, 3:38 am
You're an atheist bud. Not fooling anyone by 'carrying a cross' if you will.
DLM4 - August 23, 2011, 9:06 pm
haha that's like me, double major in mechanical and aerospace engineering with a minor in religious studies 5L
crankyhead - August 23, 2011, 6:03 am
or athie5m... whichever =)
crankyhead - August 23, 2011, 6:03 am

SCIENCE - It's pretty much common sense at its best

SCIENCE - Science is the poetry of reality!

TAGS: science
Rating: 4.05/5

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elf25s - September 14, 2010, 10:26 pm
btw you should see case for mars also from same site and creator ...i rarely recomend anything but symphony of science is something to see
elf25s - September 14, 2010, 10:25 pm
yes he was and will be sorry i just got that line from my memory and that sos vid i had seen few months back...
diogo0817 - September 14, 2010, 5:08 pm
Richard Dawkins is a great man. You should have given him credit...
elf25s - September 13, 2010, 6:59 am
i found the line moving from one of the best music videos i had seen and it fits me perfectly. look for symphony of science site dl few vids watch and really enjoy them
Derek - September 13, 2010, 4:58 am
A beautiful description of a beautiful description :})

LISA RANDALL - Hottest cosmologist in these spacetime coordinates.

STEVEN HAWKING - hes multi-talented

TAGS: steven hawking science
Rating: 1.93/5
I like soup - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Why has this got such a low rating?! Funniest shit ive seen all day!
jj - September 24, 2008, 7:53 pm
goodness i found that funny-am i a bad person?
me - September 24, 2008, 4:54 pm
check out this link, it should clear it up and be entertaining: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33474242
me - September 24, 2008, 4:36 pm
learn your video game history, the dreamcast was a game console made by sega and released in the USA in 1999.
Dustin Marthington - September 16, 2008, 9:30 pm
wtf is a dreamcast?
Zed - August 4, 2008, 8:47 pm
Are you kidding? Dr. Stephen Hawking's one of my heroes, and this is fucking hilarious!
m45trkllr - August 3, 2008, 2:35 pm
lame & tasteless.

Science -

TAGS: science teacher playground monitors
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 29, 2014, 10:43 pm
Hahaha. ROFL :)

PREDATOR VS ALIEN - This time it's cerebral!

YOUR SON - Wearing this t-shirt is the closest he gets to being a rocket scientist.


TAGS: conscience memory
Rating: 3.33/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 2:11 am
Hehe, autobiographical, Ron? All the Greybeards don't *remember* doing anything inappropriate.

MY CONSCIENCE - ... wait isnt there supposed to be another guy here.

XENU - is going to kill us all!

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Some People Pray At Their Dinner Table, Other People Pray To Their Dinner Table.

TAGS: spagetti religion science monster flying
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 3:41 pm
A keeper...I REALLY LOLed.

State Of Mind -

TAGS: clear conscience bad memory signs
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 8, 2013, 11:56 pm
Huh? And who are you? Teehee...thanks little.
chickenlittle - October 7, 2013, 11:23 pm
Haha love it Miss Priss! Very true :D

Impeded Crawl -

TAGS: kid science daddy long legs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 10:57 am
HAH! My 2nd laugh of the day, and my favorite spider.

Evolution -

TAGS: cookie monster science animal evolution
Rating: 4.88/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:36 pm
That is awesome! 5L :)
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:51 pm
Saw the pic on the Yahoo homepage and never got around to checking it out. Now I'm glad I didn't. 5L

gadgets -

Cooties -

Incentive -


TAGS: science atomic bomb war einstein
Rating: 4.26/5

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MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 3:17 am
Einstein... he was a very wise... oh my god I think Ed-Hyde's avatar just blinked at me. Did I mention that I have ADHD?
Grim1812 - September 14, 2010, 11:19 am
He was german. This is like "Pull My Finger" to those guys.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:20 am
Albert 'Buzzkill' Einstein.


TAGS: science amusing hot
Rating: 3.77/5

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falloutghoul - January 30, 2012, 7:52 pm
That's the greatest discovery since sliced bread!

PARTIES - I'm not saying you're not invited. Just R.S.V.P next time.


TAGS: ask auntie aggy science q and a
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:52 am
Class dismissed!
agdaniele - August 7, 2009, 7:36 pm
The explanation's increase in graphic detail is directly proportionate to the quantity of Guinness consumed. Open forum between 8pm and 1am. Choose your arrival time wisely.
Sean - August 7, 2009, 3:23 pm
Of course this is based entirely on an aggy comment.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:03 am
Sweet, I always wondered how they had evolved, now we know.

CURIOSITY - You've just landed the a rover on MARS. Group hug, or awkward golf clap?


PRESCIENCE - Knowledge of things before they exist or happen; foreknowledge; foresight. (From Motifake created 2 months before Tiger's accident)

TAGS: prescience tiger
Rating: 3.13/5

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Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 11:57 pm

.....ahhhh, i just got it. nice


TAGS: reality abstract sense philosophy science psychology inteligence life thoughts thought mind brain everything psyche psy senses perception secret ethic morality moral esthetic art time space theory idea vision visualisation truth critics motivational demot
Rating: 2.29/5

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Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Read this comment over and over until you figure it out. Tunnelgeist = 1
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:39 am
Zeitgeist was awesome. Obama's continuing the doctrine. Wee, we're all going to hell for complacency.
Porcelina - January 8, 2009, 9:00 pm
People just don't want to accept the truth
Fatty - January 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
99% of the people here won't understand or would refuse to believe. But yes, good statement!

HYROGEN BOMB - Take the 2O out of the H2O and BOOM this is what you've got.

TAGS: bomb science chemistry
Rating: 2.25/5

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Arkot - October 15, 2009, 3:49 am
Actually in Japanese Hydrogen is suiso
Mark Santiago - October 13, 2009, 9:39 pm
That's the way we say it in Japan. HYROGEN. Rucky you. Know you know.
OMFGMyFaceIsMelting - October 11, 2009, 9:29 am
What the hell is a Hyrogen Bomb? Is it like an aluminum falcon?
Arkot - October 10, 2009, 2:05 pm
Actually it should be 'take the O out of H2O'

super science -

TAGS: godzilla vs furby super science giant monster genetic engineering
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 25, 2017, 4:58 am
"new blood" 182722 Tee hee. :)
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 1:02 pm
UY. Please check out the "poster evolution" thread in the forum. It's a weekly contest. Come rampage with us, we need new blood.

CLEAR CONSCIENCE - Sure Sign of Bad Memory

TAGS: clear conscience sign bad memory
Rating: 4.94/5

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Rick69 - October 31, 2012, 7:09 pm
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:50 pm
I Don't Remember.

Sex, Lies & Videotape -

TAGS: sex lying myth science argument
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - June 9, 2014, 10:26 pm
Thank you :)
GaryO - June 9, 2014, 4:32 pm


SCIENCE FAIRS - Awarding scholarships to wealthy kids that don't need them since 1950.

TAGS: science fair wealthy scholarship
Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - July 29, 2011, 5:28 pm
hahaha true
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:03 am
The dude on the right looks like the Count puppet from Sesame Street

THE ONION BULLY - Because I rather look STUPID than cry.

SCIENCE FICTION - For our red neck brothers science fiction is now FACT! Take that Asimov!

TAGS: science fiction how s that portable toilet
Rating: 3.5/5

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Haarakkon - July 7, 2010, 7:03 pm
Don't be overthinkin' it, my kiwi friend.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:38 pm
I thouhgt it was, "do you think anybody will buy it?"
Chef - July 7, 2010, 6:34 pm
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Derek - July 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
I've read quite a bit of Asimov years ago, but... can you enlighten us as to how the picture relates Chef?

PARALLEL UNIVERSE - well it's about damn time.


TAGS: science fiction
Rating: 3.17/5

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HAL8999 - May 21, 2010, 6:37 am
All I can say.... based on the shirt he's wearing, when he finally comes out, he's gonna be the loneliest gay in space.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 1:58 am
It's a great honor, Charles, the original Wuggles was infamous for his tapdance routine. All of EGD's minions loved it back when that was their only form of entertainment. Poor Wuggles, he don't move no more.
Elder God Douchebag - December 30, 2008, 7:56 pm
The true nature of this room has been discussed in the forums, Charles. But since you're an obvious moron, I'm going to call you Wuggles.
Charles - December 30, 2008, 7:18 pm
Fifty "Real Dolls" ?? Wow, sometimes scifi is good at predicting the future! Guys, that's just one room of one wing; I hear there are hundreds such rooms in the fortress!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 30, 2008, 6:35 pm
"Lemon Fanfic Contest" sounds a little too much like Lemon Party. BTW, Nice fortress, EGD.
Elder God Douchebag - December 30, 2008, 11:36 am
Oh, great, now EVERYBODY knows. Thanks a lot..Asshole.
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:24 am
So THAT'S what Elder God Douchebag has in his Flying Death Fortress...no wonder he was so nitpicky about us wandering around during the Christmas Party.


TAGS: my science project for the science fair
Rating: 3.04/5

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BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 2:28 pm
Hey CANADA...check out #51599. That way this won't seem so creepy. It is a continuation poster!
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 12:32 pm
funny but creepy

The Future -

TAGS: science
Rating: 2.47/5

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i - March 21, 2009, 1:07 am
i live here
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 5:08 pm
You mean pretty blonde girls? Yes, they are indeed "commonplace," now.
bt - September 10, 2008, 6:31 pm
you mean the toxic sky and the desert landscape? We´re well on our way, I´d say.

Relax -

TAGS: science universe
Rating: 2.1/5

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Terrankar - April 20, 2009, 12:17 am
B00MAH, you'll be the first to die =.=
B00MAH - February 24, 2009, 5:53 pm
I think it's just a bunch of bullshit, just like Y2K......if the end came as many times as was predicted, there'd be no planet left. I'm having a vision.........I predict......absolutely nuthin' will happen.
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 11:12 am
There is soooo much more to the 2012 theory than that. Try looking into it before making a blind statement.
Scorpio7 - January 26, 2009, 9:40 am
There will be LOTS of murders and rapes committed, during December, 2012. After all, nobody will be around to prosecute anyone, after 12-21-2012, right?

ROBERT ANTON WILSON - Read his books. It's just like taking LSD. Without the bad trips. . . .maybe. . .

REALITY - Because 'reality' makes sense...

SCIENCE - Based on repeatable experiments instead of belief in a magical man in the sky

TAGS: science
Rating: 2.05/5

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alazgr8 - July 15, 2011, 11:47 am
At one time, the greatest scientific minds agreed that the world was flat.

LIFE - Its not something that has to do with calculations about cheap things

BLOOD OCEAN - Still threatened by global warming?

FOR SCIENCE! - Now you know a condom isn't just used for sexual education.

TAGS: sex science
Rating: 1.82/5

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immaculate -

TAGS: body touch science
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 11, 2014, 1:23 am
Nope, this isn't one of her masterpieces. Not to my knowledge at least
GaryO - January 11, 2014, 1:08 am
Sho, Sarah Kay?

A Conscience -

TAGS: good evil sins conscience choice
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 21, 2013, 1:07 am
Thanks for the spoiler alert silvie...teehee.
Silverheart - November 20, 2013, 10:44 pm

He's trying to lead down the path to salvation... I'm gonna lead you down path that rocks! (quote from the movie the pic is from)

Science -

Aperture Science -

TAGS: technology aperture science portal cartoons
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 18, 2013, 6:02 pm
HA! It took me a second to figure out you were talking about the video game.

Mad Science -

No Limit -

TAGS: guilty conscience calendar motifake facts
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:14 pm

reality -

TAGS: conscience beggar reality
Rating: 4.67/5

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chickenlittle - October 22, 2013, 11:02 pm
Thanks GaryO and MissPriss :)
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 8:02 pm
5L Bang!
GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:59 am

BAFFLED TIME TRAVELERS - "They possess voice-activated videophone technology. But they seem to prefer sending telegrams With their thumbs."


TAGS: eating science tastes like dirt
Rating: 4.63/5

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gas - February 25, 2012, 10:30 am
and to swallow your hypotonic 5oup

DARK MATTER - They say it is there but we just cannot see it. Suuure...

Revenge Of The Nerds -

science -

TAGS: god prayer science atheism amputees
Rating: 4.25/5

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Snoots - April 17, 2016, 1:57 pm
Hard for the Doctor to cure you when you never visit his office.
CloudchaserS - May 14, 2014, 5:50 am
I think that giving us the ability to make such devices is how God will heal amputees.
motifayk - May 13, 2014, 9:41 pm
Liked the first poster. 5L. Post this same one to Religifake.com also, another motinetwork site for the religious stuff.

Things Mom Taught Me -

SCIENCE - It rocks.

SCIENCE CLASS - Bound to be a blast!


VIRTUAL PET - Some Assembly Required

CHALLENGER - Sometimes being a rocket scientist doesn't actually help.

STUPIDITY - Sometimes mistaken for patriotism

TAGS: dumb us ranks 17th science
Rating: 2.88/5

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Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:19 am
Bet he was not expecting that...
robbidos - November 4, 2012, 12:55 pm
All i could read out of that was "by the power of INTERNET...I am Troll!" If you area US citizen, then I say you are welcome. Welcome for the oath I have taken 4 times over the past 13 years to defend your freedom of speech.
rerun - November 4, 2012, 9:00 am

ray - step back.
GaryO - November 4, 2012, 6:35 am
Ray, you really shouldn’t hold back like that. Just let it al-l-l-l-l-l out….you’ll feel much better…… at another site perhaps ……BTW, does your mother know you’re on her computer?
raygun505 - November 4, 2012, 5:11 am
To the creator of this stupid idiotic garbage...I would be more than happy to have you try to talk that crap to my face, because it would give me an excuse to bash yours in.
steve1961 - November 2, 2012, 10:35 am
There was also a theory that Canada was placed on the map by the Spanish as Ca Nada...meaning "Nothing there".
GaryO - November 1, 2012, 3:05 pm
Ah yes, The Village People...
robbidos - November 1, 2012, 2:35 pm
The country is the United States and America is a modifier stating location. We should actually be called something along the lines of Statesmen
robbidos - November 1, 2012, 2:26 pm
lol i did not know that, but its awesome considering they weren't Indian :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2012, 3:17 pm
Canada just means village. We asked the Indians what this place was called and they said Canada. In retrospect we could have been more specific, or at least asked a few more people.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2012, 3:15 pm
It would have been hard to name the country after several independent states decided to band together. "United States" implies cooperation and unity. And it just happens to be on the American continent. I have no problem with that.
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 1:38 pm
It do have a better ring to it….’My fellow United Statians’, or ‘My fellow Warmer than Canada North Americans’ just doesn’t quite seem to work, However, ‘Hey, richer than anybody else dudes’, has a nice ring to it...but you’d have to hurry with that one.
Airman - October 31, 2012, 12:04 pm
ahh, but our country is named the United States of America.. hence, we are American. People of Brazil are... Brazilians. Canada could have chosen to be the Cold Provinces of America way back when.. it's by country over here, not continent.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2012, 10:11 am
The one that bothers me is when the U.S president is referred to as "leader of the free world". I'm free, he's not my leader. Hubris.
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 9:58 am
. It’d be like Hu Jintao addressing the Chinese people; ‘My fellow Asians’. Good point, rob, but the verbiage is rather harsh
GaryO - October 31, 2012, 9:57 am
I always wondered why we thought we were the ‘Americans’…LBJ, ‘My fellow Americans’….Hello-o-o, there’s folks north and south of us.

PROOF MIRACLES EXIST - Three words: Stephen F. Hawking.

TAGS: miracles hawking science
Rating: 2.74/5

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lunchmeat5000 - July 20, 2009, 12:43 am
He knows the secrets of the universe, and has beaten time itself.
Derek - July 19, 2009, 7:06 pm
He wouldn't agree, though living 46 years on (when people with MS typically die within 6 months) is pretty impressive.


TAGS: i have trouble mixing science and math
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:49 pm
Furthermore, aesop, personal attacks are not allowed. Consider yourself warned.
phydeaux - January 6, 2010, 11:43 pm
Aesop, it's just possible you may have missed the joke here...or I totally did am an idiot. On second thought, that's more likely...
aesop's folly - January 6, 2010, 8:18 pm
100 u idiot

CAN YOU EAR ME NOW ? - ...good.

THE X-PLANES - Smokin'.

TAGS: aviation x planes airplanes research science
Rating: 2.31/5

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Borp - July 4, 2009, 4:46 pm
X-3 FTW. Now if it'd had decent engines. . .

MEET DR. FRANKENSTEIN - This man just created an artificial virus. He wants to set it loose in the world. His name is Craig Venter.

TAGS: science dna idiot
Rating: 2.13/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:13 pm
He's also spent five years of his life trying to invent an anal bum cover... failing to do so is his greatest regret.
Derek - May 21, 2010, 5:51 am
Advancing science; well done, that man.
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:28 am
I believe in creationism


CHRIS OSGOOD - 3 Stanley Cups, 4 time All Star, and ... published Electrobiologist?!? Is there anything he can't do?